Do 'e wants a frame on 'e look?

Fred's dinner, look

Her's yer fuckin dinner, look. an i hope 'e chokeds on it.
An pick up some fuckin pampers on 'e way home from the old people home, look.
yur darlin wife
Rose. xx

Rosie's got a stalker, look

ere Fred love, e's stalking yur Rosie. What are you fucking going to fucking well do about e?
x

These'll look lovely in the garden, Rose look...

..as soon as I get it all nice look out there.

Love grows.

Darling Fred, here is a special somethink I made you. I hop you love 'e as much as you love me.

your ever worshipping wife

MRS ROSE WEST. xxx

Can you do this, Rose look?

..'cos old Fred wants you to learn it look.

They loved Fred, the old people.

Special old Rose look

E's nice, Rosie look. You done well so old Fred look going to make 'e a display cabinet once I can steal some timber from somewhere look. I might eat my tea off that tonight. I'll leave you some if e's upstairs with a punter look.

Our Plate

Look they dun a loverly job on our commertive collectabal plate here love. x

Rosie's been busy, look

I gone put a new photy in the locals Freddie, love.
I got 5 calls since this mornin so have been busy look, arent you proud of your Rosie darlin. x

Look Rose look...

.. it's like how we met look. x

I'm not sure what it is, Rose look.....

...but you'd have a go Rosie love, wouldn't you?

Fred likes drilling

I seen this picture, Fred love. x

I got this from a car boot, Rosie love...

..do you want it in the toilet or the bedroom?

Freddie ain't well...

So Rosie made him this, look

I booked 'im, Rose love

for thursday, look. Can you fit him in? I said... can you FIT HIM IN?

Bring Me Sunshine, Fred love...

Bring me Sunshine, in your smile,
Bring me Laughter, all the while,
In this world where we live, there should be more happiness,
So much joy you can give, to each brand new bright tomorrow,

Make me happy, through the years,
Never bring me, any tears,
Let your arms be as warm as the sun from up above,
Bring me fun, bring me sunshine, bring me love.

Bring me Sunshine, in your eyes,
Bring me rainbows, from the skies,
Life's too short to be spent having anything but fun,
We can be so content, if we gather little sunbeams,

Be light-hearted, all day long,
Keep me singing, happy songs,
Let your arms be as warm as the sun from up above,
Bring me fun, bring me sunshine, bring me love.

Mummy's friends

Now that old Fred got himself some decorating work on fridays look, Rose is going to need some company.

For my Fred

I know this one gets you going Fred, love.
x

To cheer us up, Rose look.....

...I'm going to need some of the housekeeping money to buy us some gadgets.

The sickness of The Wests

Today, Fred and Rosie aren't feeling very well.
Freddie is sick of mankind, Rosie has a very bad headache.
This is probably down to the waning of the moon.
Rosie has noticed that Freddie and Rosie didnt feel very well at the waning of the last moon.

Rosie thinks that Freddie and Rosie should go for a holiday and stay in the caravan and get a nanny in to look after the kids while Fred and Rose go and look for bulls.

The End.
x

Thanks, Rosie love.

I found this in the road earlier. I could make you a nice purse out of that, look, for when you go out meeting men in discos.

Song for my darling Fred

Thatall be nice Fred, love. Makes a change from Barry Island.

Here dearest Fred, I found you this video of your favourite song, look.
Your ever loving wife
Rosie.
x

Fancy a trip, Rose love?

Pack the van up, Rosie look; we're off to the Isle of Wight.....

...and who should play Rose, look?

It needs to be someone with the good looks and suave sophistication of our Rosie, look.

Fred: the movie, look

Who's going to play Freddie in the forthcoming Channel 5 movie about all his misdoings?
Hopefully someone will send old Fred a copy of the film when it's finished (Betamax only, look).

Rosie at work

Rare footage of Rosie hard at work in the office, but this time not with Mummy's friends.

Sinister

My black hole

While Rose is upstairs with one of 'mummy's friends', old Fred look got his crayons out and done some pictures also.